ANDROID ATHLETE

The Android Athlete is that blueish-green robot that you sometimes see playing soccer with some high school kids, or running around the track at mach speed, jumping over hurdles and people’s heads.

He’s a master at every sport, and is known throughout the globe. Professional sports teams have tried to hire him as their mascot, but Android Athlete always refuses. He is not a cheer leader. That’s not his thing. He’s the one to be cheered for, not the other way around. He is here for anything and everything, not for the likes of one group or team of burly men.

Nobody knows who made him. He just is. The only thing he ever agreed to sponsor was this website. I didn’t ask him. It was his idea. So, like the Android Athlete:

This is a site for anything and everything.